Season 3 Announcement!

Oh, hi.

Welcome to the Apocalypse.

It's me, Margaret.

And we miss you.

We have an announcement, but first I'm being told I need to read these ads.

Okay, let me find and put on my glasses.

Here we go.

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Not.

Not sure how I feel about that.

Alright, and here's another.

Oh, this one says it's a special limited edition crossover product.

How exciting.

Okay.

Margaret's period pads.

Did you spend the whole day fighting zombies with your Meat Hook hand replacement?

Wow, you really caught up on that.

Well, and now you're covered in blood and gore.

Well, not in one spot.

With Margaret's period pads, you can feel confident fighting zombies, eating gummy worms, and driving a fire truck.

Margaret's period pads.

I totally know what they are and I totally use them.

Cowabunga, dudes.

Okay, time for the announcement.

A lot of you have been very kindly asking, what happened to season three?

And I want to let you know it's still being worked on.

You know how life can get.

You're driving across the country in your fire truck and the apocalypse starts.

And then you gotta fight a bunch of cats that are trying to scratch your face off.

And then your old friend who stole your husband tries to kill you.

And then, you know, your surrogate kids, they keep meeting family members who keep trying to kill you.

And then you look around and you're just like, gosh, a lot of time passed.

Well, something like that sort of going on.

But we want to let you know the apocalypse isn't over.

Season 3 of welcome to the Apocalypse will be coming out in the future.

We have a few episodes already recorded.

Angry Adam, Elizabeth and I are so excited to share our next adventures with all of you.

They would tell you themselves, but they were asleep.

Really?

Look, I'll even kick angry at him.

He's a heavy sleeper.

So keep an eye and an ear out for the next season of welcome to the Apocalypse, brought to you by Margaret's Period Pads, apparently.

Okay,.